I had never before been a special fan of that great comedian Phyllis Diller, but she utterly won my heart this week by sending me an envelope that, when opened, contained a torn-off square of brown-bag paper of the kind suitable for latrine duty in an ill-run correctional facility. Duly unfurled, it carried a handwritten salutation reading as follows: Money's scarce Times are hard Here's your f****** I could not possibly improve on the sentiment, but I don't think it ought to depend on the current austerities. Isn't Christmas a moral and aesthetic nightmare whether or not the days are prosperous? .Christopher Hitchens
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The best gift you can give someone is the gift of time. Giving a gift to a friend or family member is a wonderful way to show your love for that person. However, it’s a gift that’s hard to give because you can’t predict how much time the other person will have to spend with it. On the other hand, creating a gift from scratch is a gift that can be given without any worry about the present being used up before the recipient has an opportunity to enjoy it. Christmas gifts should be something that can last forever.
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